Social TXIF Spring Reunion - by Alpian

🎉 Social TXIF - A Nostalgic Night with Friends of Google 🎉

Xooglers, their +1s and Friends of Google are invited

On Friday May 24th, clear your schedules for an unparalleled evening of nostalgia, laughter, and (re)connection. Social TXIF (Thank Xooglers It’s Friday) invites you to a memorable gathering where the past meets the present in the most delightful way.

Sponsored by Alpian, Switzerland's Premier Digital Bank and hosted by the memorable Renée, Lulu, Brandon, Roman, this event is set to reignite the unforgettable spirit of our Google Zurich days. 🌍🍻

Why You Can't Miss It:

• Global Gastronomy & Drinks: Relish flavors from around the world, good old Google style
• Exclusive Swag: Unique giveaways await to rekindle those Google memories.
• Photo-Booth: Like at the Xmas parties - yes, including props and moustaches!
• Bring Your +1... or +2: This Social TXIF is all about expanding circles, so bring a friend (or two) and dive into the good old times together.

Mark your calendars and stay tuned for more details. This evening is not just a reunion; it's a celebration of the journey, the innovation, and the friendships that have stood the test of time. 🎉

::: A Non-Googler's Guide to T(X)GIF: The Google Social Survival Kit :::

TGIF:

Traditional Definition: Thank God It's Friday. A common expression of relief after a long workweek.

Google Definition: Thank Google It's Free (food and drinks). A weekly social gathering where Googlers try to remember what life outside the tech bubble is like.

Xoogler:

An ex-Googler, who may or may not be reminiscing about free kombucha and the nap pods.

+1:

A brave friend or family member invited by a Googler to a TGIF often serves as their guide to the bewildering world of micro-kitchens and obscure tech jargon.

Social TGIF:

A semi-regular TGIF event designed to integrate Googlers back into society by introducing them to "outsiders."

Social TXIF:
Officially stands for "That Xtra-special Indulgent Friday." Unofficially, it's "Thanks Xoogle It's Friday," a throwback to the good old days when free food and casual Fridays were still a thing. (A clever rebranding effort to avoid legal trouble while acknowledging our roots.)

Additional Tips for (X)Google +1's:

• Don't ask about the stock price: It's like asking someone about their recent breakup.
• Learn the lingo: "OKRs," "20% time," and "moonshot" are not terms related to space exploration, as you might assume.
• Embrace the awkwardness: Let's face it, your Xoogle friend has spent too much time optimizing algorithms and not enough time socializing. Be patient.