NOTHING MATTERS Emo | Indie | Punk Dance Party

Just $2, the best bang for your buck! Come to "$2 Bill" every Wednesday at 8 PM! Don’t miss the comedy event that everyone’s talking about!

Comedy Open Mic

C U Next Tuesday!

Catch a Comedy Show at Houston's best independent standup comedy venue - The Secret Group! Tons of Comedy shows every night, every week!

Every week, you can witness Houston's best and brightest comedians doing short sets alongside some up and coming talent. There's lots of street parking, there's never any cover, and drinks/laughs are cheap!

All of The Secret Groups & Bad Astronaut upcoming comedy headliners! The best comics in the whole country right here in Houston!

Live Music!

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A stand-up comedy show that celebrates the vibrant humor and unique perspectives of a diverse lineup of comics!

Unleash your inner rockstar every Thursday at 10 PM! Whether you're a karaoke pro or just want to belt out a tune with friends, we've got you covered. Grab a mic, gather your crew, and let's make some memories!

Every Other Wednesday — Explore Your Kink Discover hands-on experiences in a welcoming, inclusive environment *Electrical Play * Shibari Rings * St. Andrew’s Cross * Spanking Bench * Teasing & Sensual Booth * Local Artists & Vendors

You’ve seen shows like Hardball, or maybe Crossfire, but never seen anything like Master Debaters. Watch comics debate the topics of today. You choose who wins.

Join us every Monday at 8pm to get over your case of the Mondays! Live comics every night that are sure to get those TPS reports out of your inbox and fill your outbox with laughs!

The Secret Group Presents Night Court Open Mic Comedy EVERY MONDAY | Show 11:30PM | FREE to Perform | FREE to Watch

All of our open mic comedy showcases in one place! Come see seasoned comics try out new material, new comics or even try to get up there yourself! It's always a good time!

Nothing Matters Presents OUR MIC IS YOUR MIC: EMO KARAOKE FREE EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT STARTING AT 10PM 21+ Come scream, wail and sing your heart out to your favorite emo, indie & punk hits! We have a cordless mic & smoke machines to make you feel like Gerard

The Secret Group Presents PASS THE MIC: Comedy Open Mic Every Tuesday | Signup & Doors 11:30 PM | Show 12 AM | FREE

Speedball open mic is back, Saturdays at 11:59 for some quick, raw, and unfiltered comedy! 1 minute sets and pure adrenalized laughter!

The Secret Secret Show – The best-kept comedy secret in Houston! For just $10, you get a front-row seat to pure, unfiltered comedy in its best form. No frills, no gimmicks—just great comics and big laughs. See you Sunday!

A collection of our weekly Best of The Secret Group Comedy Showcases.

Come catch some of the nation's best up-and-coming comics stretch their legs and perfect their craft! Every Thursday at 8pm we have a headliner perform along with a hand-picked feature and host.

The Secret Group Presents The Last Laugh with James Vogt & Trip Truman Every Sunday at 7pm | $5 *EACH TICKET INCLUDES 8th Wonder Drink Signature Pint Glass

The Late Night Dirty Show Every Friday @ Midnight!

The Passing Lane with Andrew Youngblood and Will Loden FREE | Every Monday | 21+ | 10PM Get your hump day kicks on Route 66...er Polk Street rather, with two of Houston's favorite comedic troupe every Monday night at 10.

Every Wednesday at 12AM The Secret Group is brewing up more open mic comedy! Join amateurs and pros on the same stage for a mystic night of comedy!